Single Ladies Beware
10 Reasons You
Should Know You Are Dating a Loser/Asshole/Freak/Psycho
1. The guy doesn't have a job.
If you're reading this, it's likely you're an adult. And if you're an adult, paying bills, and living your life... then you should have a job. Otherwise, you're living off of the government and while "shit happens", that "shit" shouldn't be happening for more than 6 months... get my drift?
2. Poor hygiene (i.e. bad breath...stinky pits..etc.)
Really, you should be old enough to know that being dirty is gross. If you weren't taught how to take care of yourself, then you should really have taught yourself by now. If you're a man in your late 20's or early 30's, you should have been embarrassed enough by now to know better. Or has no one told you how badly you smell? Or how grimey your teeth look? Or how greasy and stringy your hair seems...?
3. He thinks other guys are "cute"
At this point of your life and in this day in age (2011), you should be well past the "experimental" period. You should be able to define who and what you like. And if you feel that you don't believe in labels (which is okay), you should at least make that clear to the person you're dating and allow them to make their own decisions as to whether they want to carry on with you or not.
4. He dances like an 80 yr old man
Unless you don't like to dance, you shouldn't be subjected to a man who can't even bothered to do more than shuffle his feet. I mean, really, if he's lazy on the dance floor, imagine how lazy he is in the bedroom.
5. He doesn't tip at least 15%
The only time it is ever acceptable to tip less than 15% is if the service is horrible. The wait staff gets paid in tips. Their salary is awful. They aim to please. If they've been attentive, then why not give them those $6 for your $40 meal?
6. Thinks him french kissing other guys is no big deal
Please see #3
7. Tells you that he has fallen in love with you after only a few weeks...scary
Listen, I know every one of you out there wants to believe in love at first sight, but let's be realistic. It's more like, LUST at first sight. While you can feel strongly for a person shortly into a relationship, you can't really love someone unless you really know them. To know someone takes time. Not a quick wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am....
8. Sounds like a girl when he climaxes
Okay, so maybe we're being a little... picky at this point. But no woman wants to hear a man squealing like a pig when he's having an orgasm. Keep that to a minimum, gentlemen, if you don't want to scare us away! Thanks.
9. Makes you feel undeserving
Your partner should make you feel like they're giving you the world because they want you to have it. No one should ever be made to feel like they have to earn rewards from their partners. Love is free.
10. Manipulates and uses you.
The 10 reasons was an idea my college roommate came up with 5 years ago. I just tweaked it a little bit with explanation but she deserves ALL the credit for this ;)
"If the guy you are currently dating has any or all of these characteristics...run..run now...far, far away, don't look back....you're a million times better off without him. Good Luck Ladies and God Bless!" ~ L.M.W.